Master of my domain name

Is The Gastropub's URL to cumbersome to remember? Now, you can stop by The Gastropub simply by typing http://www.thegastropub.com into your Web browser. We're here to serve you better.

(Speaking of service, I'm reminded of a sign I saw as a little kid outside an Empire Falls-esque diner during a day trip to Harpers Ferry, West Virginia: "Men: No shirt, no service. Women: No shirt, no problem." For some reason, I highly doubt that restaurant is still serving up scrapple.)